Everything is everything


Mar 16
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It’s a guy shooting a guy shooting a guy
— Brandon describing his macaroni creation, all smiles
Mar 13
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Hahaha

  • so did you go to any bars
  • no
  • if i cant find anything to do im probably gonna go to that place where coaches corner used to be
  • tomorrow
  • by yourself?
  • maybe
  • you're welccome to join me if you want
  • yeah let me know if you end up going
  • yeah ill call you i think i have your number
  • unless youve changed it recently
  • no
  • yes
  • its 911
  • well
  • that makes sense
  • weee oooo weee eooooweee
  • how do you know about that
  • i live in south florida
  • i knew about it before you did
  • god damnit
  • i really need to buy a gun
Mar 06
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ladies

  • me: what are you up to this friday night
  • sir prances a lot
  • him: just talking to pretty ladies online
  • me: how many?
  • him: 1.75
  • which is weird because im talking to 3 people
  • me: WHAT
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Feb 05
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Phelps gets suspension
U.S. swimming officials ban Michael Phelps due to his recent drug scandal. Â» Details of punishment
Kellogg drops sponsorship of Phelps
— Yahoo News
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Q: Why did you bring this toy to school? You know you’re not supposed to have this.


A: Because it’s awesome

— Myself & a 1st grade student
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There’s no S in Dementia
— My mama
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Feb 03
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Barleigh/Super Zoo Creative Grooming Award First Place Cindy as a Peacock Cindy as a Camel 2007 Cindy as a cover girl again (via Creative Grooming)

Barleigh/Super Zoo Creative Grooming Award First Place Cindy as a Peacock Cindy as a Camel 2007 Cindy as a cover girl again (via Creative Grooming)

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